We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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