I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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