I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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