I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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