I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
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shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize