Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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