hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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