I'm really into asian looking animals
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I skipped work to stalk him.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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