Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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