I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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