I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I love having hate sex.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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