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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:21pm

    who the fuck says "half retarded giraffe" to describe anything? that is a non-existent animal. and why would a half retarded giraffe (if it did exist) vomit?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:59pm

    fuck 6:25 AND 5:25.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:50pm

    4:21 don't be so literal. just appreciate the ridiculousness of the statement. that is pretty much one of the best analogies i've ever heard.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:00am

    ahhhhhhhahaha ohdear, i just laughed out loud for a very long time. phrases like "half-retarded giraffe" are what this website is FOR! my question is: was there actually something about them that reminded you of a giraffe, or was it just entirely random??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:25am

    How does one vomit like a half-retarded giraffe?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:25pm

    Your mother. Your grandma was a fully retarded giraffe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:20pm

    what the fuck IS a half retarted giraffe?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:23pm

    5:51 don't be such an asshole. It's on here because of the ridiculousness and if you can't handle it then go to fml and get over yourself

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:51pm

    Probably the stupidest text I've ever read on here! TFLN please don't start posting texts like this frequently...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:46pm

    dude what. i just laughed my ass off at this even though it MAKES NO SENSE

  • 93 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:57pm

    bahahaa and jeez people. stop taking texts so fuckin seriously. calm cown. it'll be ok.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:28pm

    623 I presume you're the OP. If you're not and you still think this is funny, you may retarded. It's not clever, just stupid.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:24pm

    4:21 is an idiot first.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:24am

    As opposed to a fully retarded giraffe?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:38pm

    funny until the Full retarded simile.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:26am

    5:25 is freaking awesome

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:54am

    Luaghing and smiling!