i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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