I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
one might say we're banned from that church
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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