Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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