I could have mohawked her pubes.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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