Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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