I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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