Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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