we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Everyone says I win the strip club
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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