i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My pussy is not your playground.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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