Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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