Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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