so that wasnt chicken after all
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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