We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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