He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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