Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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