She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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