It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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