I can tuck mytits in my pants
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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