i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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