Swine flu. Run for my life!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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