Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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