physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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