Small penises have feelings too.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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