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  • 66 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:19pm
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    Poison control is open 24/7..

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:55am
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    Sounds like time to let Darwin take the wheel.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:24pm
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    Yep. 9:19 confirmed the fakeness.

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:59pm
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    Kingston, not Ottawa. I know the person haha.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:07am
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    autistic fucker? CLASSY, 1:54. kill yourself.

  • 51 47
    Submitted by aidankelly on Jun 4, 10 at 11:23pm
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    i bet its someone from stitty

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:34am
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    We called the number once back in high school because we questioned the edibleness of a picture... I think the number was 1-800-222-1222 or something like that.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:19pm
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    lmao . me too . and its totally something that she would do .

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:59am
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    PC is always opened..? God, if you're saying this is true, then were we have the relate of a stupid tragic death.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:20pm
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    9:19 I thought the same thing...wtf

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:31pm
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    A) sounds like something someone in ottawa / or any 613 would do B) poision control for the 613 IS closed at 2 am in the 613 C) most dish detergent is biodegradable these days.... so it wouldn't matter much

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:25am
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    if poison control is "closed" at 2am then what did you do...? i don't believe this one

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:57am
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    This could be true. Several poison control centers have had to reduce their hours or close due to budget constraints.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:13pm
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    i love the stupid shit 15 year olds put on here

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:38am
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    REP O TOWNNNNNNNNN whos text is this ?

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:29am
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    It's true I was so coked up I snorted Ajax cuz I was out and poison control was closed... (in sarcastic tone)

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:19pm
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    Haha thats a epic fail.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:44pm
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    ^ it could be kingston....

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:08pm
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    I bet it was Stittsville.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 6:40pm
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    Thats hillarious. Ottawa parties hard.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:35am
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    shut up its funny. half the texts on the site are fake, its still hilarious

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:01pm
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    i was at a party once where a girl started drinking bleach....

  • 24 28
    Submitted by georrgieherr on Jan 15, 12 at 6:33pm
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    Pppppppljp

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:54am
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    Who let the autistic fucker have alcohol???!!? Its not the same as "haha dude, let's give your dog beer, how many brewski's before he passes the fuck out?!"