Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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