I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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