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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 25, 10 at 11:20am

    You use Axe? Tool....

  • Submitted by ifzombiesattack on Jan 25, 10 at 12:08pm

    it's girls like you that make all girls look creepy and clingy when majority are clearly not.

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      Submitted by IAmBrony on May 8, 13 at 11:45pm

      First text is from Colorado and the second is from Kansas. I'm guessing it's a long distance relationship. I don't find this to be clingy at all, just kind of sad. Not pathetic sad, just... things are clearly difficult.

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 25, 10 at 12:08pm

    Buy the bitch a dildo and tell her to chill!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:49pm

    I have mixed feelings about this. I can't decide how to vote.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:33am

    Shit. 303? I hope this isn't my ex and her new douchebag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:24am

    RUN. Run like your ass is on fire and the nearest water is a mile away

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    Submitted by ifzombiesattack on Jan 25, 10 at 12:05pm

    girls like you are the ones that make all girls look clingy. :/

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:07pm

    Axe is for middle school boys whose testicles haven't dropped yet.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:49pm

    12:37 axe is body spray for guys.. You my friend are retarded for not knowing that...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:49am

    I like to stick baby chipmunks up my butthole

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:27am

    First off why the would anyone thumbs this up? And 2nd it's fucking retarded to say I may or may not have

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:03pm

    Hahahaha, Axe!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:30pm

    Jesus...and my bf thought I was bad because I wear his tshirts sometimes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:34am

    The pillow thing is kinda creepy but the real issue is the guy using Axe!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:26pm

    fake this was on 30 rock a week or two ago

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      Submitted by abyss on Jan 26, 10 at 8:39am

      Just because something happened on a tv show doesn't mean it can't happen in real life.

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        Submitted by crawlingintheend on Jan 26, 10 at 9:54pm

        i agree completely. this totally happened to my friend last night. his EX-girlfriend is some 7 kinds of crazy, she even added a strap-on into the mix and told him that she'd actually have sex with the body pillow....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:16am

    Ha crazy broad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:14pm

    Some people would steal from 30 rock for the sake of a funny text.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:19am

    Just like 30 rock with the Japanese chick body pillow

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:33pm

    Did you spooug on it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:57pm

    S V C

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:05pm

    6:26 haha. I saw that episode.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:15pm

    I am SO sick of the may or may not have posts! It like the "please come get me ceap" Get over copying other peoples phrases and just be original!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:13am

    Woah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:16pm

    Ceap = crap

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:06pm

    Can you say stalker creepface? Okay, good. Because that's what you are. 

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:12pm

    Wow. OP deffinetly lives in a trailer park.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:12pm

    Axe is for buttplugs

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:15am

    but don't guys find it cute when girls like to sleep in their boyfriends' hoodies? It's not all creepy clingy stalkerish like this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:40pm

    Maybe she misses her bf a lot??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:26pm

    Wats axe?!

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    Submitted by astheworldends07 on Mar 23, 10 at 12:40am

    hahahahahahaha it sounds like Oompa!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:37pm

    What's axe?? Are u frickin kidding me are u retarded

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      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 8, 10 at 4:26am

      Watch more t.v.