does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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