Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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