i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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