You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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