he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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