I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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