Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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