real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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