thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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