I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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