I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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