We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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