i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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